Water vs Wine February 6, 2008
Posted by koky in : Jokes , trackbackA Great Sage has sent this to me.
Benjamin Franklin once said…. ‘In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.’
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer, (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering, and/or fermenting
Remember: Water = poop. Wine = Health.
Therefore, it’s better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.
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