Questions about Canada January 19, 2008
Posted by koky in : Jokes , trackbackA Canadian man was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Toronto diner when an American guy, chewing gum, sat down next to him. The Canadian ignored the American, who nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said: ‘You Canadian folk eat the whole bread?’ Annoyed at having his leisurely breakfast interrupted, the Canadian frowned and replied: ‘Of course.’
The American blew a huge bubble and grinned. ‘We don’t. In the States we only eat what’s inside. We collect the crusts in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Canada.’
The Canadian listened in silence, but the American persisted. ‘D’ya eat jelly with the bread?’ The Canadian sighed. ‘Of course.’ Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said: ‘We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Canada.’
The Canadian then asked: ‘Do you have sex in the States?’ The American smiled and said: ‘Of course, we do.’ The Canadian leaned closer and asked: ‘And what do you do with the condom once you’ve used them?’ ‘We throw them away, of course.’
Now, it was the Canadian’s turn to smile. ‘We don’t. In Canada, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States.’
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